

I shared my snack of a granola bar and some almonds with the cutest pregnant squirrel today. I was hanging out on a park bench chewing away when she came over. She was walking kind of slow for a squirrel. She got up right beside me and took a nut right out of my hand. While she sat next to me I noticed how large her belly was and how far her nipples were sticking out. Even though she was sweet I kept having visions of her up on my shoulder and biting my face. Thankfully she was just there for a free meal... You gotta love wildlife in NYC.

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I was a little worried to scroll down...thinking "Oh shit, I wonder what the fuck this squirrel is gonna be eatin'!"
And then Awww! I've never seen a knocked up squirrel before! Or sqirrel nipples for that matter!
It's always Somethin'!
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